That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
