just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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