Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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