He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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