i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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