I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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