You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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