So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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