Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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