I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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