Yo dont text me then not text me
Soap is not a condiment
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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