..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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