Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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