Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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