I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
