I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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