I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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