if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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