Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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