My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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