Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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