windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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