How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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