Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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