I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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