i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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