Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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