And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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