she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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