all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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