So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
barbara walters just said penis...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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