It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
