you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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