you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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