Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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