shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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