i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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