My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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