I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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