your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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