i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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