Welp...herpes.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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