Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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