im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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