And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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