dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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