'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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