It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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