It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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