thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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