mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
