I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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